After you’ve killed and eviscerated a freshly trapped tofu, place the innards in a hot pan of olive oil and smash it with a fork. Throw in a glob of hommus, shake on some tumeric and splash a little tamari all over it. Then scramble it up till it’s hot and tasty and serve it to the fellers. Yum Yum!
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yeah. he kills, cooks and plays the banjo… for his husband!!!
My girlfriend sent me this video and I got interested. Prepared it today and it tasted just like scrambled eggs, Really good stuff. Though I didn’t have any hummus or tamari soy sauce, but I did have the tumeric and some regular ol’ sauce and it worked great.
You might be a crazy old bum but you’re a cool old bum.
@galanie Dang! Just a little too late. I’m gettin’ hitched next month… Just my luck.. hahahaha..
You kill, cook, and eat tofu, play the banjo, and build cars? Marry me!
@frankbough1955 Not today..
@morearsethanclass It takes a real man to own up to that.. hahahaha.
Youre just a jack of all trades. I love it.
you funny …drunk?
I’m eating this with my lady right now and I’m sure I’m sprouting a few extra hairs on my chest. Nice recipe
@XFireRoosterX Good for ya too,, whether you like it or not…
I never had a tofu before. But I tried this, and that little sucker was good!
haha good recipe, I love his coments :D
Omg this guy is funny as hell
Freaking awesome videos!! I subscribed!
@schanookie24 You didn’t let it bite ya did you? Those things are trecherous!
dude this man is hardcore, and i just ran out and killed a tofu my self (STIR FRIED WITH PEA PODS) xD
Glad you liked it.. Yessir, I had breakfast on tofu just this mornin’.. Ran one down, out in the field, and killed it with my bare hands.. Some tasty.. hahaha.
oh boy that was a good laugh
great video!! too funny…
5 Stars * * * * * and 2 diamonds . I like his style.. Emerald ain’t got nothing on you
This is the best and most hilarious video I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you for posting this.
You have to be quick!
i tried this recipe but when i stuck the little critter with the knife he jumped right off the counter and out the window.who knew tofu were so fast……now im starving and i have to go out and catch me another one of them tofu…..
Not sure if you’re a vegan, but if not this is how my mom makes it sometimes:
Keep it in the box & cut it like a checkerboard into squares. Then you can brown some ground meat (or I guess tempeh) in a pan with chopped green onions, pour in some soy sauce & bit of rice wine & let the liquid slowly simmer off. Put the tofu in a bowl, pour meat & whatever sauce over & mix it. Eat it over rice.
You can also cut the tofu, put some chopped grn onions, soy sauce, sesame oil, mix it. Cold side dish.
awesome man